return {
	["Cryptid"] = {
		["jimball_music"] = true, -- plays funkytown when jimball
		["code_music"] = true, -- plays code music when code pack
		["exotic_music"] = true, -- plays exotic music when exotic joker
		["big_music"] = true, -- plays music when sufficiently high score
		["alt_bg_music"] = true, -- plays alternate title screen music based on gameset
	},
	["family_mode"] = false, -- removes f*ck
	["experimental"] = false, -- experimental stuff
	["force_tooltips"] = true, -- i don't actually know what this does
	["HTTPS"] = true, -- your internet connection
	["menu"] = true, -- i don't know what this does either
}
